| Whether it's the best of times or the worst of times, it's the only time we've got. |
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- Art Buchwald |
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| Every time you think television has hit its lowest ebb, a new type program comes along to make you wonder where you thought the ebb was. |
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- Art Buchwald |
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| And Man created the plastic bag and the tin and aluminum can and the cellophane wrapper and the paper plate, and this was good because Man could then take his automobile and buy all his food in one place and He could save that which was good to eat in the refrigerator and throw away that which had no further use. And soon the earth was covered with plastic bags and aluminum cans and paper plates and disposable bottles and there was nowhere to sit down or walk, and Man shook his head and cried: "Look at this Godawful mess." |
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- Art Buchwald |
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| Americans are broad-minded people. They'll accept the fact that a person can be an alcoholic, a dope fiend, a wife beater, and even a newspaperman, but if a man doesn't drive, there is something wrong with him. |
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- Art Buchwald |
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| You can't make up anything anymore. The world itself is a satire. All you're doing is recording it. |
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- Art Buchwald |
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| If President Nixon's secretary, Rosemary Woods, had been Moses' secretary, there would only be eight commandments. |
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- Art Buchwald |
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| There isn't a child who hasn't gone out into the brave new world who eventually doesn't return to the old homestead carrying a bundle of dirty clothes. |
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- Art Buchwald |
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