| When those waiters ask me if I want some fresh ground pepper, I ask if they have any aged pepper. |
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- Andy Rooney |
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| If dogs could talk, it would take a lot of the fun out of owning one. |
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- Andy Rooney |
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| The average dog is a nicer person than the average person. |
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- Andy Rooney |
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| Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things they make it easier to do don't need to be done. |
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- Andy Rooney |
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| If you smile when no one else is around, you really mean it. |
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- Andy Rooney |
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| Men wake up aroused in the morning. We can't help it. We just wake up and we want you. And the women are thinking, "How can he want me the way I look in the morning?" It's because we can't see you. We have no blood anywhere near our optic nerve. |
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- Andy Rooney |
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| The biggest seller is cookbooks and the second is diet books - how not to eat what you've just learned how to cook. |
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- Andy Rooney |
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