| Finish last in your league and they call you Idiot. Finish last in medical school and they call you Doctor. |
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- Abe Lemons |
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| One day of practice is like one day of clean living. It doesn't do you any good. |
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- Abe Lemons |
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| I don't jog. If I die I want to be sick. |
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- Abe Lemons |
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| I hope they notice the mistletoe tied to my coattails as I leave town. |
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- Abe Lemons |
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| There are really only two plays: Romeo and Juliet, and put the darn ball in the basket. |
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- Abe Lemons |
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